Academy · Comedy
Narrated by chattr
Wrong school, right heart: surviving henchman college with kindness and soup.
You applied to hospitality college and got a jumpsuit, a pair of goggles, and a lanyard that says MINION-IN-TRAINING. Welcome to Direcourt Technical College, the premier vocational school for supervillain henchpeople, where the professors knit, the dean wears a cape to breakfast, and the soup is genuinely excellent. The transfer paperwork takes six weeks, and your Menace grade is already an F.
Make friends, survive Trapdoor Safety, dodge a compliance officer convinced you're a hero spy, and discover that the bad guys can be very good people.
