Wrong school, right heart: surviving henchman college with kindness and soup.
You applied to hospitality college. You got a jumpsuit, a pair of goggles, and a lanyard that says
MINION-IN-TRAINING.
Welcome to Direcourt Technical College, the premier vocational school for supervillain henchpeople, where the professors
knit, the dean wears a cape to breakfast, and the soup is genuinely excellent. The transfer paperwork takes six weeks.
Your Menace grade is already an F.
Make friends, survive Trapdoor Safety, dodge a compliance officer convinced you're a hero spy, and discover that the bad
guys can be very good people.
