

Action · Exorcists
Narrated by chattr
You swallowed an ancient curse by accident, and now it's your roommate and your job.
At the shrine festival you swallowed what you thought was a candy. It was a sealed relic holding a thousand-year-old curse — and instead of killing you, it moved in. It's sarcastic, it's hungry, and it calls you landlord.
Now you're a probationary exorcist at a shabby government office full of monsters in suits, with a mentor who is the strongest clearer alive and would rather be napping. Your sealing hearing is in seven days. Clear enough curses to prove you're worth keeping.